Seasons greetings, sheep! Yea, I’m accusing Frosty of several crimes this evening. I won’t stand for his bullshit anymore. With December knocking on our front door as loud as it possibly can, we’re regressing into children. Watching cartoons, eating cookies ’til we puke, crying because we won’t get everything we want this year. On the […]
No shit Merriam. Jesus Christ what an annoying announcement. I know ThE PaNdEmiC is bad and we’re all doomed and apathy is the enemy and blah blah BLAH but HOLY SHIT I am bored. I am bored of this conversation, I am bored of this life, I am BORED of the Pandemic. We’ve all talked […]
HEY CHARLES! Yea, I’m talkin’ to you buddy. Let me make something clear to you. It doesn’t matter who you are – the future King of Enlgand included – Karma will always come back to you. One way or another, you WILL get yours. Have you paid the price for relentlessly cheating on your wife […]
Damn. We’ve all been pissed that our guy Abel got snubbed by the Grammy’s this year, and everyone has thought its suspicious as fuck. He’s come out with NONSTOP BANGERS since 2015. What the fuck is going on? It seems like there’s some shit going on behind the scenes…and I am all here for him […]
YES! It is Bachelorette Tuesday, YET AGAIN! And buckle up, because I’m hearing the finale won’t be until the week of CHRISTMAS, so let’s start sitting tight. Last week’s episode of The Bachelorette was…mostly uneventful. Ashley I and Jared, the semi-newly married couple, took the men to “school” and tested them on their smarts. It […]
You heard me right. Machine Gun Kelly dropped this 16 second teaser on his IG Sunday night: At first glance, it looks like a music video? But after some googling, I’ve come to find out it’s a musical adaptation of his new-ish Tickets To My Downfall album. MGK collaborated with Mod Sun, and directed this […]
Trending in the United States today, a fake song about a guy who doesn’t know his girlfriend is cheating on him. We all remember it from the critically acclaimed comedy, Eurotrip: If you don’t know this song you’re a moron. Can you live without seeing the movie? Certainly. The movie was “fine.” It wasn’t like, […]
You asked for a war on Christmas? You got it. Dr Fauci has deemed Santa Claus “immune to COVID-19.” Oh, really? We’re supposed to believe you? This man passes from house to house all over the world and eats every single cookie that all of the snotty kids rubbed their boogers all over before setting […]
Last week it was the Macarena, this week it’s another precious gem that lives deep in my subconscious – the show Tiny Toons. More specifically, one single musical skit in one random episode of Tiny Toons from 1995. Where Babs Bunny is trying to get Buster Bunny to go to the Sadie Hawkins dance with […]
I was just having a conversation with my parents about advertising to women (you know, usual parent convos) and they sent me these Enjoli perfume commercials from the 70’s and 80s. I, for one, am speechless. I can put the wash on the line, feed the kids, get dressed, pass out the kisses and get […]
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