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The Weeknd Got Snubbed By The Grammy Awards And He Is Not Taking Their Shit

Damn. We’ve all been pissed that our guy Abel got snubbed by the Grammy’s this year, and everyone has thought its suspicious as fuck. He’s come out with NONSTOP BANGERS since 2015. What the fuck is going on? It seems like there’s some shit going on behind the scenes…and I am all here for him […]

Catch Up On Last Week’s #TheBachelorette and #CuttingStems Before TONIGHT!

YES! It is Bachelorette Tuesday, YET AGAIN! And buckle up, because I’m hearing the finale won’t be until the week of CHRISTMAS, so let’s start sitting tight. Last week’s episode of The Bachelorette was…mostly uneventful. Ashley I and Jared, the semi-newly married couple, took the men to “school” and tested them on their smarts. It […]

Machine Gun Kelly Is Making A Musical With Lil Huddy And Sydney Sweeney Called “Downfalls High”

You heard me right. Machine Gun Kelly dropped this 16 second teaser on his IG Sunday night: At first glance, it looks like a music video? But after some googling, I’ve come to find out it’s a musical adaptation of his new-ish Tickets To My Downfall album. MGK collaborated with Mod Sun, and directed this […]

“Scotty Doesn’t Know” Is Now Confirmed, The Best Fake Song Of All Time

Trending in the United States today, a fake song about a guy who doesn’t know his girlfriend is cheating on him. We all remember it from the critically acclaimed comedy, Eurotrip: If you don’t know this song you’re a moron. Can you live without seeing the movie? Certainly. The movie was “fine.” It wasn’t like, […]

Santa Claus Continues To Be A Narcissist And Refuses To Help Parents During Christmas Time

You asked for a war on Christmas? You got it. Dr Fauci has deemed Santa Claus “immune to COVID-19.” Oh, really? We’re supposed to believe you? This man passes from house to house all over the world and eats every single cookie that all of the snotty kids rubbed their boogers all over before setting […]

Charlie D’Amelio Lost 1 MILLION Followers In One Day For Acting Like A 16 Year Old

I think we all knew that our girl Charli’s spot was going to get a LITTLE blown up at some point. What I didn’t anticipate, was that she would be slightly shunned for…acting like a teenager. It all started during a video on the D’Amelio’s Youtube Channel, the whole family + James Charles being served […]

Playboy Wants Dolly Parton To Pose For Her 75th Birthday

HELL YEA DOLLY! That’s right girl! You’ve still fucking GOT. IT. Playboy’s literally knocking down your door at age SEVENTY FIVE. Dolly Parton has shot for Playboy before, back in 1978: Apparently, she’s been putting this out into the universe for a while now. Dolly turns 75 this January, as does Playboy Magazine. She’s been […]