Daniel Radcliffe Is Obsessed With #TheBachelor And Thinks You’re A Punk Ass Bitch If You Aren’t

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First things first. Why am I reading this a full 24 hours after the fact, for the first time? Why didn’t anyone send this to me? I know I’ve gotten really bad at responding to texts but not even a TWEET? Fucked up #BachelorNation. I thought we were a family.

I want people to really let this sink in. Harry Mother Fucking Potter is “quite obsessed” with The Bachelor. Says he “used to be one of those guys who acted snobby about it.” Said he used to lie and say his girlfriend made him watch it. He’s done lying. He chooses to watch it and he’s not afraid to scream it from the rooftops on Good Morning America. I’ve got HARRY POTTER out here justifying why I spend the large majority of my week discussing this show, while simultaneously making fun of the guys who are “too cool” for it. To every guy who’s been like “lol the bachelor is stupid” GO FUCK YOURSELF! IVE GOT HARRY!

Now, a lot of haters will say he only said “The Bachelor” because GMA is on ABC. Um, WRONG. Did you see George’s face when Daniel said that? He literally said “You have no idea what you just did.” And he’s absolutely right. It’s only a matter of time until we have a cameo from Daniel on the next season, and that fact alone has me filling out my application as we speak.

I’ve never felt so vindicated in my life. I spend hours and hours trying to bring people into the Bachelor world, just because it’s a fun TV show. Life is too serious. It’s fun to believe in something, no matter how fake it all probably is. Daniel here said exactly that. “It’s just a good show.” I never thought I’d see the day I’d suggest a replacement for Chris Harrison, but if he were to retire or something, I’m more than happy to start a petition online* for Daniel Radcliffe to be the new Chris.

 

 

*as long as the petition was free and required very minimal effort idk how those things work

 

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